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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country All her fellow rugby players agree."
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"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."
"A blowfly walks into a bar.... And asks ""Is this stool taken?"""
"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."
"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""
"Q: What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? A: Iceberg."
"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."
"Oh, you're a fan of The Chainsmokers? Name 3 chains they've smoked"