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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't get hangovers. He just gets pissed."
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"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"
"GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON.. mmy mind.? but thats on my money, my money cant b on it, [concertgoers start whispering nervously]"
"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"
"""Hey honey"" *drags a cigarette* ""have you ever"" *drinks some scotch* ""slept with a guy"" *sucks a lollipop* ""with three arms?"""
"I'd give my wife my coat if she's cold but I'll take it back if I become cold and maybe she'll be prepared next time we go out."
"Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing."
"How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris."
"After being fired Donald Trump went to collect his last paycheck from NBC but HR wasn't sure who toupee"
"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."