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Joke of the Day

"Me: Hi, thanks for meeting with me. Oh is it pronounced Caroline or Carolynn? Her: anything is fine Me: ........ok Sarah, let's get started."

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"

"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."

"They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name flavoured nut water was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason..."

"[tattoo parlour] ME: I'd like a tattoo as a tribute to my dad. He loved gardening & now he's dead, so maybe like a skeleton mowing the lawn?"

"People are always telling me I don't have friends, but they're wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD."

"Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!"

"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"