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Joke of the Day
"Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!"
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"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."
"Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston"
"Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella? Fo da drizzle."
"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."
"""What's a good gift for someone who has everything?"" Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier."
"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"
"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when they get put in the oven."
"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."
"Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it's gonna burn"