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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie in his collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"What do Oranges and Apples have in common? They're both orange except for the Apple."

"I couldn't afford Vokswagen Thus, Auto."

"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."

"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"

"Making Snacks by San Widge"

"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."

"Q: What goes ""krab krab krab""? - A: A dog barking in a mirror."

"My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump. He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes."

"Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years"