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Joke of the Day
"Why was the steel angry? Because it lost it's temper."
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"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"
"Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?"
"Couldn't tell if this really hot chick just waved at me in her car, or if she was just putting the sun visor down."
"How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? Iron, man."
"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"
"What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe"
"My thesis just came back with ""Appendix?"" scrawled on it. Seems a little forward but I thought: sure, why not?."
"I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it."
"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."