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Joke of the Day

"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"

"Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am currently sober."

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them."

"Everyone in ""Star Wars"". Everyone in ""The Muppets"". Everyone in ""Game of Thrones"". This is now the first tweet with over 140 characters."

"Proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing."

"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."

"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."

"I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too."

"Single guy ""I can't do anything right."" Married guy ""I can't do anything, right?"""