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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a snail on a ship? A SNAILOR"
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"They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there."
"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."
"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside... if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down, push in and out... faster and faster! Yep that's how you wash a cup."
"Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time"
"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."
"""U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary."" -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* ""Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"""
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"
"Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again."