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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye matey."
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"One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam"
"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !"
"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"