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"Why are turds tapered? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
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"Fantastic Four (2015) currently has a rating of 4.0 on IMDB"
"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."
"Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant"
"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"
"Jared Fogle just got arrested for Child Pornography Charges. I'm sure he'll be getting plenty of foot longs where he's going..."
"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."
"Clinton Campaign Hillary's Clinton's response to allegations of receiving money from foreign governments to fund her campaign: ""I did NOT have financial relations with those countries!"""
"""What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?"" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome"
"me: you know they never did catch the zodiac killer guy next to me on the bus: why do you keep saying that"