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Joke of the Day

"6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house"

"Hey Dad? Can you sing me the Alphabet? Sure, ""abcdefghiJK."""

"Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"

"Instead of ""Juicy"" I have ""May contain gas"" written on the back of my shorts."

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"The abortion train just arrived at the station. ALL ABORT! *choo choo*"

"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."

"What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? dejbxwsishcuntbxwddhiqxbjsbjx!"

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."