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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen."

"Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, ""Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!"" and everyone ran out."

"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."

"All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills."

"I just saw a woman with a tremendous amount of make up and I was really tempted to use my finger and write ""wash me"" on her face"

"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."

"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."