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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen."
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"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!!"
"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"
"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"A guy walks into a bar... ouch"
"I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back."
"Pros don't ever use the Tip."
"The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"
"Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes."