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Joke of the Day

"So my wife said to me, ""I swear, it's like all men share one brain"" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain"

"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"

"You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs."

"Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians? Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ..."

"Gas is $4 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just ""chill."""

"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"

"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."

"Umm, when someone posts that they're having a bad day, I don't think it's proper Facebook etiquette to ""like"" their status."

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family."""

"A terrorist Walks into a Pet store A terrorist walks into a pet store and shouts ""Run away you only have 10 seconds before I blow this place up!"" ""You Bastard!"" The Turtle says"