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Joke of the Day

"how to perform artificial insemination in mexico about 10 guys jack off onto the floor, and then they let the flies do the rest."

"Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything."

"Spider van Spider van How do spiders drive a van? 10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go? Get in. Get in the Spider Van."

"After a dinner party ...while taking plates to the kitchen my guest asked if the dishwasher was dirty. I said no, I believe she showered before dinner."

"You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check"

"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"

"Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money."

"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

"A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... I'm dreading it"