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Joke of the Day

"1. Ask for something. 2. Throw it down. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2. - Toddler To Do List"

"If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl"

"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."

"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"

"Did you hear about the man who found a dollar in his beer? It happened once in a Blue Moon"

"TIL that a baby can recognize its mother's heartbeat due to how much time they spent inside their mom I can also recognize your mom's heartbeat."

"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"

"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"

"Why did the vampire have to get glasses? Because he was blind as a bat! (My 4 year old sister came up with this one yesterday)"

"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."