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Joke of the Day
"If you keep laughing then you'll always have the last laugh."
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"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs"
"""I can't log in."" -grandmas"
"""How much do you love me?"" Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you ""But it's so cloudy"" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know"
"My Lesbian neighbors got me a Timex for my birthday They misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"[Arby's] BRO [jumping into car]: GO ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail"
"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."
"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? An obscure number you've probably never heard of......"