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Joke of the Day

"So I tried catching some fog today... I mist."

"A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."

"I went into hospital for keyhole surgery. I woke up with lock-jaw. The nurses are still looking into it."

"Old Chinese proverb: Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

"Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating."

"Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to? His first mate"

"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."

"the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead"

"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."