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Joke of the Day

"So I'm in the process of house hunting... The deer population has gone out of control in my living room"

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"Where do people with Ebola go when they die? Bloody hell"

"My parents think im a failure... I cant wait to show them the A i got on my hepatitis test"

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"Why can't Tarzan be played by a black actor? It wouldn't be an adventure movie then, it'd be a documentary."

"Baby's first cigarette!"

"They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car. The police suspect foul play."

"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"

"What do you call a frog that's in the mood? A HORNY TOAD!"