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"What does a frenchman call a lesiban threesome? Tres bien"
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"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."
"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."
"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."
"1% battery..... Because I like to live on the"
"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"
"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."
"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."
"The actress that played Anne Frank in the Anne |Frank story was so bad..... That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said ""where is she"" the audience shouted ""she's in the attic""."
"A guy at the bar asked me to pass him the salt and pepper, so I punched him in the face and yelled, GET YOUR OWN DISTINGUISHED HAIR JERK!"