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Joke of the Day

"A guy got run over by the PopeMobile yesterday. I guess he didn't see the sign that said ""Cross traffic does not stop."""

"I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%."

"Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It's like they don't even know I misspell English words also..."

"My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting"

"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."

"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"

"Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. The plot thickens..."

"Cum on guys, gay jokes are not funny."

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"-Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you? -Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus."