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Joke of the Day

"Someone left a flyer on my windshield asking me to envision heaven, so I pictured a world where no one leaves flyers on my windshield."

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"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job"
"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"
"Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"
"My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!"
"It's so hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs they take things literally"
"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."
"A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same time She says, ""Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"""
"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"
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