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Joke of the Day
"Pope John Paul is being sainted. What a snub to Pope George Ringo."
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"What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend? Boo bae! (Read aloud please)"
"I lost 20 pounds in England last summer. How much is that in American dollars?"
"BREAKING: Pot calls kettle ""black"". ""Racial tension at boiling point"" says mayor of kitchen cupboard"
"I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding. ~ Rob DenBleyker (Cyanide & Happiness)"
"If someone says ""Someone in this room has a bomb,"" I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7"
"A man walks into a bar. Ouch"
"New studies revealed... ... 9 out of 10 people do not consider bullying to be a great problem."
"Funny shaped potato joke Q: What do you call a penis-shaped potato? A: A ""Dick-tatter""."
"Researcher: By 2030, life expectancy is predicted to increase globally by 6 years. Southerner: [pouring mac and cheese into deep fryer] No."