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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure my kids got my good looks... My wife still has hers."
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"I have a bumper sticker that says COP KISSER explicitly to make it awkward when a police officer asks if I know why they pulled me over."
"Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin looks at the other one and say, ""Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"" The other muffin looks back and says, ""Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"""
"This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch What did the hillbilly say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class? ""Na, I'm a-stay"""
"Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ? It's because there are more geese on that side."
"What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear? Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim"
"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"A guy goes to his doctor. The doctor says to him, ""You need to stop masturbating"". The patient says ""What? Why?"". The doctor replies ""So I can examine you"""
"I offended someone with a joke about molestation. I forgot it's a touchy subject."
"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."