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Joke of the Day
"I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face."
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"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"
"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"
"stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now"
"Knock knock -Who's there? -Ala -Ala who? -AKBAR"
"Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking."
"I mailed my letter to Santa today. It was an index card that said ""not AIDS."""
"Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, ""Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?"""
"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."
"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."