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Joke of the Day

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"

"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."

"*On date* Her: hey, how are you? Me: yeah really g.. BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE."

"Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go... ...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope."

"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"'William I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door' said mum. 'yes but they're twins so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'"

"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."

"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"

"Isn't it annoying when you're having dinner with your in-laws and they don't exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?"