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Joke of the Day
"What do Paint Samples and Michael Jackson have in common? They both come in little white cans..."
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"So Cologne, Germany during WW2 was bombed and decimated by fire. I am sure the fire smelled pretty nice."
"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"
"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"
"There's an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn't just hard it's impossible."
"People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie."
"NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*"
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"
"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home."
"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."