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Joke of the Day

"Who called them ""priests"" instead of ""weapons of mass instruction""?"

"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"

"What's Pink and Hard??? A Pig with a Flip Knife."

"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"

"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."

"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."

"Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it."

"I just became the mayor of ""Giving Away Tons of Personal Data to Corporations and Government Agencies Because I'm an Idiot"" on FourSquare!"

"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."

"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."