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Joke of the Day
"Wanted: A pack of Polo's, Unopened. In Mint condition"
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"How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one."
"Almost half the atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"
"Two Irish men walk out of a bar."
"Blackhawks What is that player's name on the hawks that starts with Johnny. I think I know. Oduya?"
"My girlfriend just walked in and called me g@y. If my nails weren't drying I swear to God..."
"*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?"
"What's worst than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust."
"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one."
"Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because they speak English."