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Joke of the Day
"Wanted: A pack of Polo's, Unopened. In Mint condition"
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"What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship? Imsosaurus!"
"Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called ""Societal Obligation."""
"Because I'm such a Portal 2 fan, I created my own levels. Sadly, none of the ""volunteers"" have made it out alive and their families are starting to ask questions."
"Son: "" Mom, am I ... ugly? "" Mother: "" I told you not to call me Mom in public, now stay away further. """
"What do you call a terrorist from Paris? A Paririst"
"I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you, homophobic vending machine."
"What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow."
"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"
"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."