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Joke of the Day

"BEAUTY TIP: avoid unsightly wrinkles by being a sociopath who is incapable of feeling genuine emotions"

"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"

"You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded."

"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"

"If you made a triangle with sticks... would it be twigonometry?"

"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."

"What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks? Gomer's pile."

"So Fabio is endorsing a new line of Fleshlights They're calling them ""I can't believe it's not butt."""

"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"