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Joke of the Day

"When did you find out Santa wasn't real? For me it was when I noticed he had the same birthmark on his cock as my uncle."

"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC] He looked inside Santa's sack."

"Joke What did the egg say to the moon"

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So THAT'S where the clitoris is."

"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."

"TRAIN TIP: A few minutes before the train arrives at your destination, get up and crowd around the exit so you can wait faster."

"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""

"I told my doctor I was addicted to Twitter He said ""I don't follow you"""