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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Canadian group of racists? The Ku Kanux Klan."
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"I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company... ...it was like Christmas."
"Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals"
"Watching an episode of Star Trek (original series) and my 8 year old says the uniforms remind her of The Wiggles. I can't unsee it now"
"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."
"Interviewer: What's your strength? Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours."
"MY HOT WIFE: want to go down on me? [three minutes later] *riding my wife down the water slide* YEAHHHH"
"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""
"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."
"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"