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Joke of the Day

"Walked out the pub the other night and seen a bloke at the end of the road with a broken down car. I said ""what's the matter mate?"" he said ""piston broke"" I said ""so am I!"" and stumbled home."

"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."

"The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower"

"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."

"What did the duck say after it split the atom ? Quark ! Quark !"

"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."

"The wife told her husband ""look at your neighbour everyday he kisses his wife before going to work, why don't you do the same ?"", he says "" I would, but would she accept ?"""

"Bondage devotees trussed each other."

"Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher"

"If you're American & I ever hear you use the word ""whilst,"" this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock."