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Joke of the Day

"What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles)."

"A new energy drink called F5 just came out, It's super refreshing!"

"Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy."

"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb? Because it's baby food."

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."

"As soon as he clicked on the title... ...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes."

"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."

"Me + + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined."