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Joke of the Day
"Why do women make such great plumbers? They like to bring up shit from the past."
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"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."
"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "
"How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."
"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"
"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."
"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."