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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so fat, I swerved my car to miss her and ran out of gas."

"The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table."

"Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"

"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""

"*cop slams bag of weed down on table* ""EXPLAIN."" ""its not mine officer i swea- ""oh quit the crap Bulbasaur we know you're the grass type"""

"After I undress you with my eyes I redress you with my eyes because it's still January so it's super cold out and I have considerate eyes."

"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."

"With the election coming close, I trust Bill Clinton the most... He always picked someone other than Hillary, so I will too."