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Joke of the Day

"The church on Elm street is hosting a prayer meeting for people with low self esteem. Please use the back entrance."

"There was one good thing still to be said about the politician who went to prison for stalking... He was a man of the peep-hole!"

"I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?"

"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."

"the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like ""what should i call this thing that spatulas?"""

"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."

"TIFU by pooping on my girlfriend Sorry for the shit post"

"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""

"What's the worst part about pissing outside in the winter? Getting a 2 inch dick out of 3 inches of clothing. Stay warm out there!"

"Best alzheimer's joke"