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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the pair of university professors who got sued for sexual harassment? They were two lecturers."

"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."

"Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer's?"

"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."

"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."

"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."

"Someone at my work stole my microsoft office bundle. I'm going to hunt him down and take it back. You have my word!"

"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel."

"i had an asthma attack with all that wheezing you would of thought i would have heard them hiding"

"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"