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Joke of the Day
"Why did the football go to the bank? to get is quarterback."
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"So I beat a Russian Grand Master once. With his own cane."
"While i was stealing my dad's laptop ""yank motherfucker!"" . . . ""awe, god damn it."""
"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !"
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"Two chicken are gossiping... And one of them says to the other: ""You know Brad?"" ""Yeah."" ""He's a total dick."""
"Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business."
"Wife: Who is it? Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]"
"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "