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Joke of the Day
"Why did the football go to the bank? to get is quarterback."
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"Why did Sally fall off the swing?? Because she had no arms."
"If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."""
"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."
"""I am leg end"" - a foot"
"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."
"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."
"Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up!"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Why didn't the Mexican go ""bow hunting"" with the Native American? He didn't Habanero."