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Joke of the Day
"why are computers so smart? because they listen to their mother board."
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"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""
"The Joke They Don't Tell Idiots Sorry bro, can't tell you"
"Alan Turing was so gay it was illegal"
"Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?"
"""I'm usually closed off. But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up."" -Automatic sliding doors"
"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."
"No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist."
"What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night."
"Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse."