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Joke of the Day
"How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump? 9 months."
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"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""
"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"
"Why did the IT Admin marry Sally? She had a 19"" rack."
"What's 16 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Obama's Tie."
"Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate and one shouts ""hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"" ""Namaste right here."""
"My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth."
"So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit."
"[last supper] drunk jesus: *swinging baguette wildly* You want a piece of me!?"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."