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"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"
"Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged. I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters. (H/T Demetri Martin)"
"Mom: I called you bc I was watching a TV show & thought of you! Me: Ya? What show? My Mom (laughing): A show about Aliens! Very funny Mom!"
"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"
"Two elderly men are lounging on the porch of the Socialist Nudist Club, and one says to the other.... ""Say old chap, have you read Marx?"" ""Why yes. It's these bloody wicker chairs!"""
"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"
"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"
"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."