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Joke of the Day

"I donate money to single mothers going to nursing school... One dollar at a time."

"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"

"Kanye West tweeted that Bieber's 'What Do You Mean?' was 2015's best song. The ""...which wouldn't happened without me"" tweet coming soon."

"What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!"

"You know why some people simply don't have a butt? Because they are on a gluten free diet."

"I don't always talk to West Point graduates... ...but when I do, I ask for a side of fries."

"What is the driest soda you can buy? Baking soda."

"When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium?"

"My muslim neighbour invited me to this 'jihad party' he organised Everyone had a blast!"

"I actually like the smell of hospitals.. Does that make me a sick person?"