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Joke of the Day
"If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it"
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"All last night I dreamed I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted"
"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"
"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""
"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"
"So I was at a party, All the refreshments are lined up on a table; We're still waiting on the *punchline*."
"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."
"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble!"
"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? NSFW One doesn't come on your face until your twelve"
"What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto."