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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus & a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"

"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."

"Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: ""Who's that next to you?"""

"What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat."

"Dinner with Drag Queens So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, ""Tuck in!"""

"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."

"I thought I had an std because my eyes started burning every time I had sex. Then I realized it was just the mace."

"Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it."

"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."