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Joke of the Day
"My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter."
Next Joke
"Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get an asshole until they get married."
"Why couldn't the Great Ape tell a story? Because he doesn't have a tail."
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff!"
"Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home? So he smelled great while dead & bloated."
"His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........"
"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"
"17 yo didn't do chores last night. I delete all songs on iPod and replace them with the theme song to Scooby Doo. Enjoy the bus to school."
"Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."
"What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on? *squash*"