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Joke of the Day

"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"

"Girl's status* ""Bored"" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* ""Just got accepted into Harvard! 0 likes 1 comment from Mom: ""nerd"""

"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"

"What's the perfect time to go to the dentist? Two thirty."

"Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !"

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"What do you call the beginning of a porno? Prelude"

"I once had a voice like Justin Bieber. Then I turned 4."

"This one is for the Electricians A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar""."

"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."