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Joke of the Day

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool! Where did you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit""."

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"Whoever said ""The best things in life are free"" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer."
"When people ask me for advice, I tell them, ""Use your best judgment,"" which they clearly don't have if they are asking me for advice."
"So I went on r/news today.. [removed]"
"What's the Mexican version of the Klan? Que Que Que"
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."
"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."
"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."