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Joke of the Day

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool! Where did you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit""."

"What greek letter is always sad? Psi..."

"9/11 was hard for us European folk. I caught my foreskin on my zipper that day! It was dreadful, had me late for work. I'll certainly never forget the 9^th of November anytime soon."

"If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get the bat mobile."""

"Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school? Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself."

"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."

"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."

"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You're too young to smoke."

"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"