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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her."

"""Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective"" - cats"

"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"

"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."

"When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers."

"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"

"I've never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it."

"[narrating people dancing at a wedding] These humans are using their legs for the first time today"

"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"

"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."