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Joke of the Day

"I find that women in nightclubs are like toilets in nightclubs They're either engaged or vacant and some of them are disabled"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"

"Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?"

"What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut"

"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."

"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."

"Bad news. I just held a test strip in my Twitter stream, and it turns out you're all pregnant."

"Having kids is a little like when the free sample lady tries to tell you all about the cheese & you pretend to be interested while you eat."

"What does a bee do with his stinger at night? Put it in his honey."

"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"