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Joke of the Day

"Smoked some weed the other night with some foreign dudes, massive language barrier... We got Rosetta Stoned."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favourite movie? It's Fucking Frozen!"

"69% of people find something dirty in every sentence."

"What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years? You haven't AG-ed a bit."

"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"mankind tried to Make Fire by banging 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold"

"Give it to me! Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella."

"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."